Protein is good for you, right?


Exposition: I love Toblerone. Like A LOT. I'm not even really sure what the "nougat" is? But I love it. It's chocolate and it's crunchy. I don't remember the first time I had it, but I do remember the day in the convenience store when I finally realized my brother-in-law was right and that it is Tob-ler-one and NOT Tolb-er-one.


The Story: It's a short one, guys. I was home alone and peacefully eating my delicious Toblerone one amazing tetrahedron at a time. I had paused to watch some important detail of my tv show or whatever I was watching, and when I looked back at my Toblerone, I noticed something...moving. I looked closer at my bar of choclatey goodness, and realized that one of my nougat chunks was not nougat, but was, in fact, a wriggling maggot. I FREAKED. I threw the bar out and (regretfully) threw out the rest of my 6-pack of Toblerone. To this day I have no clue how that happened. I had just opened the bar up. It had previously been sealed in a foil wrapper inside a cardboard Toblerone packaging inside of a sealed 6-pack Toblerone box! All I know is this, it hasn't stopped me from eating Toblerone! I love that stuff, and while the memory of that experience might give me a moment of hesitation every now and again when I pull out a new bar, it won't stop me from continuing to love them!


Final Review: 4 out of 5 stars - maggots are good protein, right?